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MuumiPeikko
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« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2012, 04:21:22 pm »
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« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2012, 01:37:50 pm »
hee hee hee... That's hilarious!
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« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2012, 06:09:48 pm »
Quote from: MuumiPeikko on May 19, 2012, 04:21:22 pm

Quote from: Viola da Voce on May 20, 2012, 01:37:50 pm
hee hee hee... That's hilarious!

what is even funnier is the fact that I know what those signs really say, and they do make great templates for memes...
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« Reply #33 on: June 19, 2012, 06:15:48 pm »

pretty self explanatory.
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« Reply #34 on: June 19, 2012, 08:59:23 pm »
LOLOLOL!!!!!  That one is fitting for this Board, w34vil.....very fiiting.... Cheesy
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« Reply #35 on: June 19, 2012, 10:16:40 pm »
Quote from: Donna on June 19, 2012, 08:59:23 pm
LOLOLOL!!!!!  That one is fitting for this Board, w34vil.....very fiiting.... Cheesy

Now this joke made me laugh



A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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« Reply #36 on: June 20, 2012, 08:53:29 am »
Yesterday evening I went to a meeting of P.E.A. (Premature Ejaculators Anonymous).
I was the first one to arrive, came too soon again.
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« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2012, 05:11:45 am »
What is the most optimistic room in a house ?





The hallway, cause hallways look on the bright side of life.
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« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2012, 12:48:16 pm »
Quote from: w34vi1 on June 19, 2012, 06:15:48 pm

pretty self explanatory.
that's awesome!
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« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2012, 07:16:06 pm »
A vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a cup of boiling hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a bloodied tampon and replies, "I'm making Tea"
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« Reply #40 on: January 31, 2013, 02:04:52 am »
When a Dream Theater fan is about to get bullied, what does he say to the bully?

Pull me under, pull me under, pull me under, I'm not afraid.
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« Reply #41 on: February 01, 2013, 05:48:23 pm »
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A vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a cup of boiling hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a bloodied tampon and replies, "I'm making Tea"
ew.... Horribly funny. I somehow missed seeing this six months ago.
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When a Dream Theater fan is about to get bullied, what does he say to the bully?

Pull me under, pull me under, pull me under, I'm not afraid.


good one :-)
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