A vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a cup of boiling hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a bloodied tampon and replies, "I'm making Tea"
ew.... Horribly funny. I somehow missed seeing this six months ago.
When a Dream Theater fan is about to get bullied, what does he say to the bully?
Pull me under, pull me under, pull me under, I'm not afraid.
good one :-)