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« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2012, 05:29:10 am » |
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My wife thinks I'm too impulsive.
How can she think that, I've only known her for 2 days.
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« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2012, 02:42:46 pm » |
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My wife thinks I'm too impulsive.
How can she think that, I've only known her for 2 days.
badum ching!
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Look up! Look down! Now look at Mr. Frying Pan!
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« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2012, 06:13:29 am » |
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Gunna steal one I saw in a sig on GameFAQS.
"A man walks into a bar..."
"...No wait, it was a horse..."
"A man walks into a horse..."
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*Tries to remember several old sigs from my original GameFAQS account* *Fails miserably*
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« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2012, 07:45:00 am » |
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Feeling cold -> go stand in a corner.
It should be 90 degrees.
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« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2012, 07:27:45 pm » |
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Feeling cold -> go stand in a corner.
It should be 90 degrees.
badum ching!
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« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2012, 12:52:15 am » |
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There's a bear and a rabbit in the woods, and they're both taking a crap. The bear looks down at the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, Mr. Rabbit, but do you have any problems with sh*t sticking to your fur?" "Ah, no, Mr. Bear, I don't". So, the bear wiped his ass with rabbit.
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Watched so many of my loved ones fall, today. It's like I'm standing here with all of my past erased. The man I have become is not walking away. It is the memories that makes the man you see.
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« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2012, 05:20:48 pm » |
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I know the truth is out there.
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Donna
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Ship wench
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« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2012, 09:36:21 pm » |
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@ Muumi - MINT! Love it! 
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I can't stop the world from turning around Or the pull of the moon on the tide But I don't believe that we're in this alone I believe we're along for the ride
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« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2012, 01:08:20 am » |
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« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2012, 08:08:04 am » |
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A rock musician dies and goes to Heaven. He takes a stroll there, passing one of the clouds he hears Dio singing in there. John Bonham is playing a solo on another cloud. The musician walks over to a third cloud and hears... A Change of Seasons. He then asks an angel: "Wait, I thought Petrucci was alive?" "He is. It's God himself - he just thinks he's John Petrucci."
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"If you did Scenes From a Memory movie, who would play Victoria?" - "John Myung".
"I can hear myself screaming in the background. I have to tell myself to shut up". - James LaBrie, Used Bin radio
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« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2012, 08:44:36 am » |
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@Natt:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Watched so many of my loved ones fall, today. It's like I'm standing here with all of my past erased. The man I have become is not walking away. It is the memories that makes the man you see.
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« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2012, 12:46:26 pm » |
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A rock musician dies and goes to Heaven. He takes a stroll there, passing one of the clouds he hears Dio singing in there. John Bonham is playing a solo on another cloud. The musician walks over to a third cloud and hears... A Change of Seasons. He then asks an angel: "Wait, I thought Petrucci was alive?" "He is. It's God himself - he just thinks he's John Petrucci."
WIN!
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« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2012, 05:58:15 pm » |
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Epic win, I'd say 
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« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2012, 12:56:23 pm » |
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A rock musician dies and goes to Heaven. He takes a stroll there, passing one of the clouds he hears Dio singing in there. John Bonham is playing a solo on another cloud. The musician walks over to a third cloud and hears... A Change of Seasons. He then asks an angel: "Wait, I thought Petrucci was alive?" "He is. It's God himself - he just thinks he's John Petrucci."
That's awesome. Where did you hear that one?
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« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2012, 03:11:03 pm » |
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A rock musician dies and goes to Heaven. He takes a stroll there, passing one of the clouds he hears Dio singing in there. John Bonham is playing a solo on another cloud. The musician walks over to a third cloud and hears... A Change of Seasons. He then asks an angel: "Wait, I thought Petrucci was alive?" "He is. It's God himself - he just thinks he's John Petrucci."
That's awesome. Where did you hear that one? I honestly tried to remember and have to admit I can't. I know quite a few music-related jokes, and had to share this one here, right?
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"If you did Scenes From a Memory movie, who would play Victoria?" - "John Myung".
"I can hear myself screaming in the background. I have to tell myself to shut up". - James LaBrie, Used Bin radio
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