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« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2012, 05:29:10 am »

My wife thinks I'm too impulsive.

How can she think that, I've only known her for 2 days.
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« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2012, 02:42:46 pm »

My wife thinks I'm too impulsive.

How can she think that, I've only known her for 2 days.

badum ching!
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« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2012, 06:13:29 am »

Gunna steal one I saw in a sig on GameFAQS.

"A man walks into a bar..."

"...No wait, it was a horse..."

"A man walks into a horse..."
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« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2012, 07:45:00 am »

Feeling cold -> go stand in a corner.

It should be 90 degrees.
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« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2012, 07:27:45 pm »

Feeling cold -> go stand in a corner.

It should be 90 degrees.

badum ching!
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« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2012, 12:52:15 am »

There's a bear and a rabbit in the woods, and they're both taking a crap. The bear looks down at the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, Mr. Rabbit, but do you have any problems with sh*t sticking to your fur?" "Ah, no, Mr. Bear, I don't". So, the bear wiped his ass with rabbit.
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« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2012, 05:20:48 pm »

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« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2012, 09:36:21 pm »

@ Muumi - MINT!  Love it!   Cheesy
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« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2012, 01:08:20 am »




YES!
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« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2012, 08:08:04 am »

A rock musician dies and goes to Heaven. He takes a stroll there, passing one of the clouds he hears Dio singing in there. John Bonham is playing a solo on another cloud. The musician walks over to a third cloud and hears... A Change of Seasons.
He then asks an angel:
"Wait, I thought Petrucci was alive?"
"He is. It's God himself - he just thinks he's John Petrucci."
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« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2012, 08:44:36 am »

@Natt:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2012, 12:46:26 pm »

A rock musician dies and goes to Heaven. He takes a stroll there, passing one of the clouds he hears Dio singing in there. John Bonham is playing a solo on another cloud. The musician walks over to a third cloud and hears... A Change of Seasons.
He then asks an angel:
"Wait, I thought Petrucci was alive?"
"He is. It's God himself - he just thinks he's John Petrucci."


WIN!
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« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2012, 05:58:15 pm »

Epic win, I'd say Wink
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« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2012, 12:56:23 pm »

A rock musician dies and goes to Heaven. He takes a stroll there, passing one of the clouds he hears Dio singing in there. John Bonham is playing a solo on another cloud. The musician walks over to a third cloud and hears... A Change of Seasons.
He then asks an angel:
"Wait, I thought Petrucci was alive?"
"He is. It's God himself - he just thinks he's John Petrucci."

That's awesome. Where did you hear that one?
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« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2012, 03:11:03 pm »

A rock musician dies and goes to Heaven. He takes a stroll there, passing one of the clouds he hears Dio singing in there. John Bonham is playing a solo on another cloud. The musician walks over to a third cloud and hears... A Change of Seasons.
He then asks an angel:
"Wait, I thought Petrucci was alive?"
"He is. It's God himself - he just thinks he's John Petrucci."

That's awesome. Where did you hear that one?
I honestly tried to remember and have to admit I can't. I know quite a few music-related jokes, and had to share this one here, right?
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